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"the majority of guys you’re friends with in real life have masturbated thinking of you"
— Ladies, let’s face the facts.  You know dis true, whether u big, small, round, flat,  It’s been done to you. It’s what the Internet provides to all assholes and sweethearts, bad photos or good photos, it’s material.

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life.

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(via bakerybitch)

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One of my favorite bands + sick of my college “major” = this happened. I’m on my third major now.  Yikes!  Art school fail. I still have a bunch left over actually if anyone would like one.  Grey tees, black/blue ink.  Just ignore the bottom line of text.

One of my favorite bands + sick of my college “major” = this happened.

I’m on my third major now.  Yikes!  Art school fail.

I still have a bunch left over actually if anyone would like one.  Grey tees, black/blue ink.  Just ignore the bottom line of text.

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Nasty Heart Rings For Sale!

Coincidentally this idea came to me early this month and after January comes February which means V-day.  Worst day for bitter singles like me?  Quite possibly.  There might be a lot of cute stuff out there, but isn’t Valentines’ day silly?  Love should be shown everyday.  If you’re lucky enough to have a significant other, or someone casual, these messages should be every day too!

We all know those conversation hearts taste nasty, but this is a whole new level.  A sure conversation starter at your next socializing.

HOW TO ORDER

-$13 bucks includes shipping and delivery confirmation.  Sorry, no Nigerian Internet scams here.

-Select your message and check out through PayPal at the top of my Tumblr page.  All transactions are safe and secure through PayPal.  Whatever is listed in the drop down menu is what’s available, not every message is available in every color.  PLEASE specify which color you want, or one will be sent at random.  If there’s a lot of demand, I might make more!  Only 25 available for now.

Thanks in advance and really hope someone likes these out there! I’ve been trying to get back into the crafts hobby.  XOXO

Any questions, like “what if I don’t live in the US?!” toss em in the tumblr box, or better yet email me at shopcremepies@gmail.com.  My Ebay ID’s “516hihihi” if anyone’s sketched.

NOTES

-These are handcrafted resin rings attached to an adjustable silver plated base.  While they *might* not be perfect, I did put lots of hours and nights into making these.   Each ring might have slight variations/differences.  Like many other handcrafted pieces, take care of your ring!  It’s strong, but delicate. Oh, and DON’T EAT THESE!

REBLOG AND I’LL GIVE SOME AWAY FOR FREE.

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meow. hi. nice to meet ya.

meow. hi. nice to meet ya.

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Perfect 4 all your boyfriends and girlfriends.  Keychains and necklaces too maybe.

Perfect 4 all your boyfriends and girlfriends.  Keychains and necklaces too maybe.

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bakerybitch:

meeting internet friends is fun because it’s like meeting someone for the first time but you already know you like them

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Yuuuup.  Some rings, blings and things coming 2 u soon. Trying to turn my lazy nothing time into hobby time.  I’ve been a waste of life for too long. Life of an ex. hoarder- I’ve had these stickers since first grade.  Still seems a little racy to have stuck one on every classmate’s Valentine’s Day card hahah.

Yuuuup.  Some rings, blings and things coming 2 u soon.

Trying to turn my lazy nothing time into hobby time.  I’ve been a waste of life for too long.

Life of an ex. hoarder- I’ve had these stickers since first grade.  Still seems a little racy to have stuck one on every classmate’s Valentine’s Day card hahah.

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